Bar Humor

[BigusDicus]

[BigusDicus]

[gs joe]

[BigusDicus]

[maik]

Is it me, or is it the girls who have changed 😁😁

 

[Regyai]

13 minutes ago, maik said:

Is it me, or is it the girls who have changed 😁😁

 

Surely this should have culminated with a photo of them all with their noses pressed to their phones in total disinterest.

[Shooter]

Yet if you happen to be walking past a bar following a young fit good looking guy they seem to still take notice and get all wet and eager.   When I walk by alone it's disinterest or hello papa.  🙁

[awesum4]

6 hours ago, Shooter said:

Yet if you happen to be walking past a bar following a young fit good looking guy they seem to still take notice and get all wet and eager.   When I walk by alone it's disinterest or hello papa.  🙁

You need to invest in a larger wallet...

[gs joe]

[BigusDicus]

[BigusDicus]

[BigusDicus]

Great moments in skywriting...

[maik]

Cannibals have switched to vegetarian diet.

[BigusDicus]

[gs joe]

[BigusDicus]

[Bushcraft]

It’s 1926, the Governor General of the Fiji Islands is retiring, and his successor has just arrived to take up his duties. Both are sitting in the garden, and the outgoing GG is briefing the new one about current events.
“I also want you to meet Carruthers, who has been my ADC for many years, and is now yours, and is a most competent officer with a splendid military record.” Carruthers is duly summoned and makes his appearance. He’s a shocking sight - less than 5 feet tall, a bad limp, completely bald though not above 35, and has a grossly disfigured face strewn with blotches, sores and with a distorted nose and ears.
“Carruthers, meet the new GG, and please tell him about your military record.”

“Well, after graduating from Sandhurst where I passed first in my class, won the Golden Sword and was fencing and heavyweight boxing champion, I was commissioned into the Coldstream Guards, won the Military Medal on the Khyber, then took part in several battles during the last war and won the DSO and bar. Severely wounded, while recovering, I gained a doctorate in philosophy at Oxford before returning to duty and being posted here as ADC …”

"Alright Carruthers, that’ll do, now tell us about the day you told the witch doctor to go and f*ck himself.”

[keyman]

A few days ago, myself and another BM were having a cold one in a bar on Soi 7 (or 8!) and were chatting to a couple of young ladies (as you do!). They both wore name tags, one of which was called 'Me.' Funnily enough I also have a friend called 'Yu.'

So now we have two ladies called Me and Yu and you can imagine the confusion this could cause if they were both together, which led us to remember the following sketch.

Enjoy!!

 

[MrMango]

9 minutes ago, keyman said:

A few days ago, myself and another BM were having a cold one in a bar on Soi 7 (or 8!) and were chatting to a couple of young ladies (as you do!). They both wore name tags, one of which was called 'Me.' Funnily enough I also have a friend called 'Yu.'

So now we have two ladies called Me and Yu and you can imagine the confusion this could cause if they were both together, which led us to remember the following sketch.

Enjoy!!

 

That is an all time classic! And It was done without the modern editing and scripting, live.

[gs joe]

[gs joe]

[BigusDicus]

 

Australian Cockatoos 

 

Edited March 5, 2024 by BigusDicus

[BigusDicus]

If you hold it to your ear you can hear the gentle purling of the Rhone.

Fruity bouquet, light body, just a whisper of purling.

 

 

[awesum4]

19 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

 

Australian Cockatoos 

 

It may be about Australian parrots but it's actually a New Zealand TV show.

 

See we are interested in animals other than  sheep. 

[BigusDicus]