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With bars reopening, I made the trip to check out the scene. Once again, stayed at the Rembrandt Suites Hotel, great value at 1050 per night for a 4-star hotel. Asked for a higher floor this time. Over to the basement at Robinson's for a bite of oyster omelette, 60 baht. Dessert upstairs at McDonalds, never saw the place so empty at 6 PM A brief stop at Terminal 21 The Asoke Intersection at 7 PM Needed to freshen up after the bus ride. Could have showered at the hotel, but I don't come to town just to bathe myself, so I hopped the MRT over to Ratchadaphisek Road. Back to Sukhumvit, and Soi Cowboy was nearly empty. Baccara had 80 girls with 8 customers, can't see how they can sustain it for long. I stayed 2 hours and seven Hoegaardens but I expect they'll be shutting down the upstairs soon. After Baccara I went next door to Sharks. Really like the unisex restrooms, usually some girls doing their hair you can talk to while taking a whizz. Finished the evening at Crazy House. Breakfast at Chu's, the berry pancakes were a major disappointment. The 'maple' syrup was awful, should call it sugar syrup with barely a hint of maple. When I was a kid my grandpa would visit from Ste. Sault Marie, Michigan and bring a gallon of pure maple syrup. An Imperial gallon no less, so we got an extra quart! That was awesome. Next day I went back to the smoked salmon eggs benedict, served over buttermilk biscuits, better way to start the day. Headed over to the clinic for my monthly Vitamin B-12 injection. Asked if they could mix in some Lysol to fight the covid, as suggested by President Trump, but they won't poison customers. Benchasiri Park A brief break at Em Quarter Next was my Photoshoot with a Thai Playboy Bunny I had a craving for a burger before going home, so I headed over to my old stomping grounds, Soi 11, which was empty. Supposedly, the best burger in town is at El Gaucho Argentinian Steakhouse, but I can't justify spending 750 baht for a burger. A little further up, at 'the T', Dainiel Taiger has the best affordable burger in town. There's no blue cheese on this burger, only cheddar, so I ordered a Rochefort ten percenter as an accompaniment. Those Trappist Monks know how to whip up a powerful elixir. 646 baht for the pair, and it was a mighty tasty burger!

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And over at Huai Chak Nok Reservoir

😀I have an even more expensive one lined up for the end of the month.

We will be open again from 10 am to 12 midnight from Wednesday 1 July. The staff have been busy these last few days getting everything clean and ready to go. It is amazing how many things deteriorated or just broke over the three months we were closed. However everything appears good now and we are keen to get back into it. I have no idea if we can survive and I'm expecting a hard time to even break even with no tourists in town and Cov19 fears still very much on everyone's mind. We are going to give it our best shot though. I do believe the Beer Garden will be a safe venue with ocean on three sides and a nice sea breeze to blow that nasty virus away. Amazingly our liquor supplier agreed to take back old stock beer and replace it with new stock. Still can't quite believe that happened. So break out from that lock-down and come and enjoy yourself at the Pattaya Beer Garden. Feel free to pass on the invite to others on different websites or Facebook. I know there was some speculation here and elsewhere that we would never re-open. It was all fake news 🙂 555 .

About 25 years ago, I spent several days drinking at the Veloso bar in Rio where that famous song was written. It’s a simple outdoor bar a block from the beach. https://tripjaunt.com/how-the-girl-from-ipanema-became-the-icon-it-is-today/

Yes thanks, i visit the same places and should go back before the tourist return. Was at Crazy House and a stunning young lady came off the stage, i thought damn those lucky young guys but she came to me. A very good night LT 2000. Seldom could get a seat at Baccara. Is that angry old guy still at the door? The Rembrant hotel looks good, Consider Jasmine on 23. The rates were to high last year with the Japanese golf crowd but now 300 baht more than Rembrandt and a stumble away from Cowboy. Thanks again for posting,enjoyed your effort. Many i think are tiring of the covid post'

LATEST UPDATE LHR-BKK route now to commence from 1st Sept daily 777-300ER

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Nope just landed all good 😊

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas Tree.

Just thought I'd update:- Last night was quite painful as the drugs wore off but this was to be expected so I took some pain killers and had a good nights sleep ... From what I experienced on my two visits so far I thoroghly recommend this place, especially if you are a coward like me ...!!! EDIT = I will add prices when each "activity" is completed.

This spot is taken. Move on.

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!" The wife chose to ignore the husband. Later that night in bed Glenn was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

Excellent pics, thank you. The empty streets...wow!

Sorry, my spelling isn't that great. I meant "A far more expensive girl" .....

Thanks. A far more expressive girl... Ammy was more Freemans catalogue ....even if she laid on her back with a double dildo inside her she would still have a detached look....This one, however,doesn't need to show her "bits" to look sexy! Well Done!

Fucking brilliant! You have caught her look perfectly. That mouth, those eyes and that ass ....surely not the same Ammy ..??

Excellent. Thanks for taking the time to post it.

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Pattaya Water Authority warns that despite rains, water supply remains low The Pattaya Water Authority, in a post on their facebook page, warned this week that although Pattaya had recently suffered flooding and isolated heavy rains that reservoirs in the city remained low on water. PWA Pattaya office chief Chaithas Eedsaeng stated in an interview with associated local press that the city water supply, although improved from prior months, was now only at 20% of capacity. This is based on all five reservoirs for the city that feed into the main treatment plant. This has led to the Pattaya Water Authority deciding to reduce the total volume of tap water available to city residents daily, to 150,000 million cubic metres from 200,000 million cubic metres. This may lead to some portions of the Pattaya area seeing reduced or even no water flow for periods of time, according to Chaithas. He also stated that the situation was likely to improve in the back-end of this month as more rainfall was predicted for the Pattaya area. The Pattaya News notes that rainfall is only one factor of lack of water, as we have previously discussed, with climate change, water management issues, construction related work and other factors also reportedly leading to the current situation.

- Dental smile 3rd road. - Junction of Pattaya Tai and 3rd road (Tony's Gym/Walkabout Creek/Veggie Restaurant) - Walk East on Pattaya Tai past Friendship direction turn left onto 3rd road heading North and it is on the left about 3 shops before the first soi. Tel:0863388568 .It opens at 0930hrs but "operations" start at 11am. Whilst waiting in reception other customers have been Thai female adults, Thai female children and farang male adults. EDIT= If you are on a motorcye then use the route I described earlier but drive passed it to the soi by the 7/11 and do a u-turn up onto the pavement and park outside.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Texas? A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Nkped. it is good to keep your post alive . We need to know about options i Know Martin and Kev Liked BPH, i dont. i may very well be wrong.There is an American insurance company ad. We know a thing or to because we have seen a thing or to. I undderstand you were happy with the Doctor, You have should have been in the OR whith in a hour not days i know a thing or to because iv seen a thing or two

Better late than never they figured it's a good idea to clean out construction debris from the new drains.

Thanks for the feed-back on your surgery, a good and valuable read. P.S. I guess you are a big Tom Osbourne fan?

Thanks guys, its all pretty conclusive so Im giving them a body swerve

Beach open for business ....

In January I booked flights for May this year with Qatar and received notification during Easter weekend that my flights were cancelled. I successfully got a refund for the flights, despite them being non-refundable. If you booked online it needs to be done by going through a thing called Zendesk.

https://forums.pattayatalk.com/topic/70984-stayin-alive-by-staying-at-home/?do=findComment&comment=1279566 Feel for the OP after this news , hope he’s not affected by it

Have a great trip. From malaga if you get bus a few miles down coast towards Gibraltar you can get a ferry across to Morocco. Now normally I'd not recommend Morocco to my worst enemy. But tangiers where the ferry lands has a huge p4p scene. All the decent hotels have hookers, hanging out in their bars. And some are stunners. There are also little dive clubs all over the city selling cheap drinks with freelancers hanging out in them. It's finding a hotel that let's you take one back to your room without bum fucking you for a joiners fee, that's the problem.

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I've lived in the area of Nirun for over 10 years. Never once felt the least bit threatened walking from and back to my home at any hour of the night.

I use TransferWise, both to move money, exchange money and hold money. My U.K. state Pension is paid into the TransferWise account in GBP. When I "like" the exchange rate, I change it within TransferWise, from GBP > THB. Because I work in Thailand ( I have a Work Permit ) I am subject to inspection / audit by the Thai authorities. If I transfer funds remitted "this year" into Thailand, this same year, they are subject to tax. However, if I transfer funds into Thailand in, say, January, that were remitted the previous year, those funds are tax exempt - so that is what I strive to do. Should I have a financial crisis, I am able to access ( transfer ) THB from TransferWise direct to either Kasikorn or Bangkok bank accounts as a "bail out" - but Thai tax may then be due. Such a transfer typically takes just a minute or two to arrive, although I have read reports of it taking longer if over a week-end or Bank holiday.

I don't have any idea how they can legally get around the money requirements and that's the part that seems to be very clear. Obviously that is the main reason people are using an agent. Either you have the money in the bank or you don't. Using an agent, you don't have the money in the bank. As far as the lady, the last one I lived with was able to keep up her act going for three months before she ran out of patience. Three good months getting along great then six months trying to get her to leave. Actually she never did leave. She's the main reason I pulled the trigger and bought my condo. I left some money on the apartment kitchen table, loaded my personal items in my pickup truck and left while she was in her English class. Someone told her where my condo was but condo security wouldn't let her through the gate. She didn't know which unit I was in. I blocked her phone calls and never heard from her again.

I heard about these two cowboys walking into the saloon......One was called 'Past'.......The other 'Present'. ...........it was tense.

Every time this subject comes up, the answer seems to be "how long is a piece of string"? In other words, it depends. Some guys on here are married or whatever, and don't go out much. Their wife does all the shopping and they get by cheap. Otherwise, it's not hard to come up with a basic no-frills budget that covers only housing, food, utilities and transportation, plus a few incidentals. Let's say you weren't trying to be too cheap: Rent 15,000 baht per month Food 10,000 per month Utilities 3,000 Transportation 5,000 Drinking water 1,000?? Phone 1,000 Internet 1,000 Clothing 3000 Misc. 3000 That's about 42,000 baht, I think, and doesn't include anything for entertainment. Let's say you were conservative and spent 5,000 every time you went out and you did that 8 times a month. So far, we're at 82,000 baht. For me, spending that little would be a real challenge. A realistic figure, for me, would be 120,000 baht per month. Some people probably spend much more than that.

About to be executed, a mexican, a cuban, and a puerto rican man stand in front of a SWAT team. They then decide to distract the SWAT team in order to escape. The cuban man was the first that was going to be executed. He says,"Mira! Mira! Un Huracan!!" The SWAT team turns around and the cuban man escapes. Next, was the puerto rican. He then says, "Mira! Un Tornado". The SWAT team turn and the puerto rican escapes. Last, was the mexican. He says, "Mira!! Fuego", and the SWAT team kills him.