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  1. Greetings Monkeywatchers, showaddy crap to you all once again, and welcome to more lockdown lunacy, where we can only dream of the time when this is all over and we can return to those halcyon days of social distancing at minus 6 inches (or minus 2 inches if you’re Japanese.) In further pursuance of their disastrous Covid policy, Pattaya has decided to continue with the 9pm curfew and the alcohol ban in restaurants, at least until a decision is taken on whether the city can reopen in November. “Reopening” in this case would seem to involve the lucky visitors being under house arrest in t
    7 points
  2. In a secret order of Catholic priests there were twelve monks about to be ordained. The final test, ordered in secret to correct the Church's recent spate of embarrassing incidents, was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. A
    7 points
  3. Looks like the Tue/Fri Buakhao Market move to the opposite side of the soi wasn't such a good idea after all. They traded the high ground... For this...
    7 points
  4. Just showing off his artistic talents
    6 points
  5. The first part of this is actually true..... Today my Mrs was complaining that she felt there was swelling below her eyes, and her eyes had narrowed to slits. I suggested it was a reaction to the Chinese Sinovax vaccine she had last week.... This is quite common I said.... since my Pfizer, my ass has swelled to twice it's size, I am always hungry and eating, my mouth got bigger, my voice louder, and I strut around with a sense of entitlement!
    5 points
  6. Underground drain at the WS entrance was getting worked on this morning. The drainage work at the low point on Sukhumvit near Pattaya Tai looks to have been completed. What is surprising is the area still had flood waters during last Friday's storm that were high enough to force the closure of Sukhumvit.
    5 points
  7. Pretty sad when you need a cop to direct traffic at a roundabout. Beach chair vendors had to resort to building sand ramps over the abandoned tree and footpath destruction project. Surprised the storm damage from the 8th hasn't been repaired yet at this spot. Nearby they're harvesting sand from the beach exposed by low tide.
    4 points
  8. Ongoing work at the Soi Xzyte Market. Wonder if the market they're going to after are the Chinese tour groups.
    4 points
  9. 55,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a 'Geordies Are Not Stupid' convention. Alan Shearer addresses the crowd, 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?' Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Shearer asks him 'What is 25 plus 25?' After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza says, 'Eighteen!' Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Geordies start chanting, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!' Shearer says 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and
    3 points
  10. When King Arthur was away looking for the Holy Grail he made Guinevere wear a chastity belt fitted with a small guillotine to stop anyone interfering with her. When he returned he asked all of his knights to drop their trousers and the only one still left with a cock was Lancelot. "Lancelot my faithful friend" he said, "You alone I can trust, what shall I do with these traitors?" ... "Come man, speak up, have you lost your tongue ... ?"
    3 points
  11. While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for. "I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." "That's
    3 points
  12. Well Everyone knew the work on the drains was a waste of time.
    3 points
  13. Quite a bit more damage on the beach after last night's storm compared to a the storm damage from a week and a half ago. This time the damage was along the entire length of the beach. Somebody finally got smart and lined a channel to keep more of the beach from washing away. Something they should have done from the very beginning. All they need now to make this a workable solution is build a foot bridge across the channel.
    3 points
  14. Mabprachan Reservoir is looking in better shape compared to anytime in the last couple of years. Ongoing work on the park extension.
    3 points
  15. I walk that street with my head on a swivel and assume everyone on a bike or in a car IS out to get me. Or at best simply incompetent. Sometimes I will step way to the side and other pedestrians pass me and I'm fine with it. Let them get clipped when that bike has to swerved because oncoming forced him to. I am too old to heal fast so I consider walking there combat. 😳
    3 points
  16. They've completed the driveway on the front side of Arbour Hotel and Residence, so was able to get a pic of the entrance to their automatic car parking system. Memo to myself, come back and see how well this driveway to the below grade area is working out next time Pattaya floods.
    3 points
  17. Opened on Soi 8, 8th August 2005. Moved to Soi Diana on the 8th September 2012
    2 points
  18. Looks like the Dead Kennedys to me
    2 points
  19. I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 51 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a little snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. I said, 'No' - excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. We went back to her place and as she flipped on the hall light she shouts upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake?'
    2 points
  20. Some sexy ladies dancing at Cherry Bar from the old Soi 8 days in 2012.
    2 points
  21. The idea of continuing the underpass, or overpass, to Thepprasit is alive once again. Pattaya locals object to planned Sukhumvit-South roads tunnel Best quote from the article... "Residents claimed, without evidence, that the underground tunnel would flood. The same fears were raised initially about the Central Road tunnel but it has never flooded." Unlike the Klang intersection, where the underpass was built on a high point, the Pattaya Tai to Thepprasit north end entrance/exit is at a low point on Sukhumvit. They've worked unsuccessfully for years to resolve the flo
    2 points
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  23. A few boats looked like they had broke their moorings and washed ashore.
    2 points
  24. 2 weeks out now and very happy. After 65 years of having my glasses at exactly the same position on the bedside table i still reach for them in the morning. Told the Dr. i was hoping to have a cataract by this age as insurance would pay. "You have a small cataract" Insurance paid. For the first time i'm able to see my face w/o glasses. Not pretty. Next stop Blepharoplasty. Looking more encouraging for your return if November works.
    2 points
  25. Reservoir update time. First up is Huai Chak Nok Reservoir. Anybody up for a game of golf. The greens sure look in rough shape. Last update they were digging out this area.
    2 points
  26. Pleasant day on the beach. Good to see people enjoying themselves again.
    2 points
  27. The aftermath of today's storm starting at Sukhumvit looking towards Pattaya Tai. Soi Arunotai This was the first test of all the enlarged drains they put in on the soi that runs past M Club. No surprise it was a big fail. I was on my mtn bike and the water was over my seat at the high water mark. That puts the water level just shy of 1m high. Soi 13 looking towards Buakhao Pics of Buakhao This is looking up the soi by R Con where they spent all those months putting in a catch basin and pumps to keep the soi from flooding.
    1 point
  28. Hey you are not allowed to post pics or videos of BMs girlfriends on here. Now please remove this video of Ewenice before she sees it and blasts me for sending it to you.
    1 point
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