keyman

The senior cabin crew should have informed him that, if he can do this himself off the plane, then he will not be given assistance on the plane. If he cannot do it, then he can only fly with a carer. If he kicks off whilst on the plane, he should be informed that what he is doing is incitement of a sexual act and will be arrested on arrival at their destination. Should he deliberately shit himself in his seat, then he should be arrested, charged, banned from flying on any airline and be sued for damages to the plane and compensation for all passengers involved. KM

I think the group of Japanese guys playing (and losing) this in Made In Thailand the other night probably spent that much anyway!! ? KM

I used to fly Thai every time, two or three times a year for several years. My last few flights have been with Eva Air and to be honest, I've not had any major problems with any flights. maybe a few minutes late landing or taking off but we're talking just a few minutes. Certainly nothing to break a sweat over. Even when we had the volcanic ash cloud in 2010 and all flights (and I mean ALL flights) were cancelled from the UK, Thai air got me on a new flight within a day or so of the restriction being lifted. I went to their office in London to re-arrange my flight and they were obviously very busy, but they were doing their damnedest to get those back to Thailand as quickly as they could, even asking some passengers if they can get to Heathrow within the next 3 hours, they can get a seat. I've had more delays on trains!!! KM

I came through the airport last week and the booths had long queues for sims. Bearing in mind you will have just come off a long flight, do you really want to spend more time queuing? Just my personal preference would be to follow Cbrib's idea and get one in tuk.com. No hassle, very straightforward and queue of only 1-2 people maybe. I dont know how often you come to Patts, but I top mine up just before I leave to keep the same number/sim and just swap out my sim in the taxi on the way to Patts each visit. If I need more credit i just pay as I go. hope that helps KM

I find that, when using a mobile, the advert fills your screen and you need to scroll down to see any posts. If you don’t use the forum very often or are new to the site, you could be wondering where the posts are! KM

Font appears ok to me, but it is doubled spaced. The font in signatures is grey, certainly in this thread. KM

If they have little or no assets, it wouldn't be pursued, so a waste of time and effort and the only person gaining would be the lawyers. Even if they owned property, they could put an attachment against it for when it's sold, but that could be many many years away. They would not force you to sell it if it made you homeless or was heavily mortgaged.

About £18 million, I've heard! ? KM

Elvis has left the building!!! Well, not actually Elvis, but Jose Maurinho has! Just announced he has left Man United.

...and just to add to that. Once you get the list of forum threads that you haven't read, click on the black circle next to the thread name and it will take you to the first post you haven't read, rather than reading all the way through the topic. KM

Don't know if you posted an image in this post, but I can't see one.

As an idea, how about having a forum competition to design a new logo? Saves you having to pay someone and a bit of fun for those of an artistic bent! By the way, I'm in the Frosty school of drawing, so unfortunately I wont be entering!! KM

Same Same, i'm afraid

Ben, I know you've only recently joined, but have you thought of doing a search through the forums? A lot of what you'r asking has already been discussed many times before. KM

A few years ago I was walking down either Soi 2 or 3 or somewhere around there, when an Indian couple stopped me and firstly asked for directions to the beach! I pointed down the road, but then he wanted to know where my hotel was and would I like to have sex with his wife! She was definitely not a looker, so I politely declined and left them to find the beach or another bloke! KM

Ok, thanks for letting me know. KM

Sod off!

Thanks for that. Looks a nice ride. Do they rent bikes there as well? KM

The EU wasn't playing, it was a European team. We might leave the EU, but we're not leaving Europe. KM

You might as well have written this in Thai for all the understanding I have of it! Thanks for all your hard work with this, Frosty. We do appreciate it. KM

Already is in the UK!

I do this whenever I come out, Butch. I used to do an open invite in the forum to any member asking if they wanted anything bringing out, however now I have a couple of guys I just PM and ask what they need. I don't bring out anything I can't buy myself and fit it in my luggage, so no 'parcels from my mate' type of thing! Mind you, I had one member asking for something which I agreed to purchase and brought out, but when I tried to arrange to give it to him, he told me he was already back in the UK!! KM

I've been using her taxis pretty much since she started when I even used to get a hug from her when she dropped me off! Not seen her for a while but all her drivers have been punctual, safe and polite. No issues whatsoever. KM

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I’m looking for a girl with big tits..

It's in the right forum now. A lot of members just click on 'new content' so they would see it in whatever forum it's in. However if we let everyone post everything in just one forum there would be no point in having separate forums, making it more difficult for searching. KM