for f&&k sake

[GREEN MALAKA 56]

i went for a haircut last night to a shop that i had not been to before

 

when i sat in the chair i was asked how short i wanted the cut

 

i said "nit noy"

 

the lady picked up a pair of electric clippers and started at my forehead

 

she proceeded to the back of my head and the result was a buzz cut

to the scalp

 

as i looked in the mirror with disbelief as i could see a 3'' strip of scalp

 

and the rest of my head was full of hair

 

i looked at the lady and asked her why she cut it so short

 

her reply was "you said nit noy"

 

i smiled at her and said ''yes i did thank you "

 

as a result i now look like the rest of you skinhead coonts

 

[NorCalKid 1]

[chris2004 67]

At least you won't need another cut for a while

[MM 6,562]

Ooops.

[Skate 9]

Your half way there.. Little more nit noy and add sun screen..

[kuranda_bagman 135]

Thanks for bringing a smile to my dial Bobby - It really made me laugh !

[Greg_B 306]

Just ask for #4 all over the head next time

 

Military style is #3, so you can comapre it to that

[Dr Mick 111]

you should have waited to get hair cut in Khon Kaen haha

[pattaya_mad 208]

wear a hat

[MeGoDanceNow 4,281]

"Short" is "san," and "long" is "yow."

 

Not too long: Mai koy yow

 

Not too short: Mai koy san

[Gus 97]

Don't worry G M, it's only 10 days between a bad haircut and a good one.

[lichtsy 18]

OHHHHH sexy man mak mak, Bobbie you have made my day see you in Febuary

[surry 30]

Welcome to the club

[กษัตริย์ 2]

At least you'll be accepted down at the Dogs Bollocks bar now.

[Ergodyne 19]

A fiend of mine once brought some clippers, he made the first sweep before he realised it was on the lowest setting.

He had no choice but to carry on and shave the rest of his head !

[tallguy 1,450]

FAF. I didn't know things were so bad you needed to reduce the number of haircuts you have before you go home. You've probably saved about 200 baht. Now you can have a few beers down New Plaza

[ThaiLearner 18]

LMAO

[SmellyFarang 57]

Life is too short not to experience the thrill & freedom of a shaved head.

 

... and ball sac

[hkaussie 0]

Same thing happened to me the first haircut I had in HK. Never could work out how he could think "same same" meant reduce a full head of hair to a number two all over. Did the same- first cut straight down the middle.

[TheFiend 1,181]

Now that is one dodgy looking haircut!!!!

 

Remind me never to go to the same place..... Mind you, I've now gone 10 years without any scissors near my bonce!!!!

[shambley 109]

Lol Bobby welcome to the baldies club

 

I do my own hair with clippers and usually go for a number 2

I started on my hair and didnt notice my boy had been playing and taken the number 2 off

 

had to go to barbers to get it evened out.

 

so now you need a britsh bulldog t-shirt, and a pair of braces to hold up your shorts to complete the look

 

[andy1 0]

--or find a toupae shop

[henryski 6]

panties on your head and you look a right cunttttttt

[กษัตริย์ 2]

--or find a toupae shop

 

 

...or a nice hat maybe.

[pokey 0]

Your still beautiful to me Robert