How much should you pay a GoGo girl

[PattayaPete]

It's a question as old as this board. Relying on what others say is bound to get you into trouble because the cost varies according to YOUR attributes. I've come up with this handy table to help you calculate the correct amount. All calculations are based on long time. For short time you should pay 66% of the calculated rate.

 

Base Charge 1,000

Upmarket bar add 500

Downmarket bar subtract 200

Girl 1 -5 add 0

Girl 6 - 8 add 300

Girl 9 - 10 stunner add 500

You are over 70 add 500

you are over 50 add 300

you are under 30 subtract 200

You are fat add 300

You are skinny add 300

You wash often and smell good subtract 200

Your personal hygiene is not a priority add 500

You are drunk add 500

You are the life and soul of the party subtract 200

You are boring add 500

You dress well subtract 200

You dress like a slob add 300

You are generous with lady drinks subtract 200

You buy one lady drink and then want to go add 200

You buy her friends a drink subtract 100

You don't buy her friends a drink add 100

You want to take her out partying subtract 100

You want to go room now add 200

You speak Thai subtract 100

Today is your first day in Thailand add 500

This is your first trip to Thailand add 300

You are an expat subtract 200

You stay in an upmarket hotel add 200

You stay in a guest house add 200

You own your own house subtract 200

You are good looking subtract 100

You are ugly add 200

You are disgustingly ugly add 500

You have facial hair add 200

You have a big dick add 300

You have a small dick add 200

You smile a lot subtract 100

You frown a lot add 300

You believe tables like this can tell you how much to pay add 1,000

 

A gogo girl can do these calculation within 2 seconds of meeting you. It's a good idea to memorize all criteria and work out in advance how much you should pay. If you get it wrong then you miscalculated one of your attributes.

[monkeyman]

I calculate that I won't have to pay anything at all, as by the time I've worked my way through that lot all the bars will be closed.

[Gabor]

You believe tables like this can tell you how much to pay add 1,000

 

 

 

 

By your calculation my price would be 3.500 baht...

[MM]

 

By your calculation my price would be 3.500 baht...

 

Mine is 4000b!

 

 

 

[lovedog100]

While funny, there is also a lot of truth to calculations.

[Desmond Jones]

Doing this math messes with my head dude. Looking at this thing, I'm covered in details. I'm over 50, I heart stunners, am fat, don't care about personal hygene, am a disgustingly ugly, small dicked drunk and a bore who dresses like a slob. JMHO.

 

Good thing my wallet is fat too.

 

Nice thread Pete, started my day with a laugh.

[Fondles]

Hmmmm Iam supposed to be paying 3800b for my "regular" according to that, thank fuck she is happy with 1000b.

[Bazle]

While funny, there is also a lot of truth to calculations.

Maybe - but the ST rate needs fixing.

 

Not "divide the appropriate rate by 66%" but MULTIPLY.

[MM]

Damn, that didn't include the barfine either. I'm up to possibly 5k for LT.

 

I've got to adjust my budget.

[Siam Sam]

Two thousand baht I can live with but I feel aggrieved that I am discriminated against because I am skinny.

[dontcha]

Two thousand baht I can live with but I feel aggrieved that I am discriminated against because I am skinny.

Is that 2000 + a 600 baht barfine?

I could not contemplate paying that much for sex in Southeast Asia .... that is $88

 

1000 with no barfine would be ok.

[Siam Sam]

Is that 2000 + a 600 baht barfine?

I could not contemplate paying that much for sex in Southeast Asia .... that is $88

 

1000 with no barfine would be ok.

 

No, I didn't include the bar fine. Thinking about it, 2600 baht is a bit much but if she is stunning then it would be worth it. I take it you don't go with go go girls that often?

[dontcha]

No, I didn't include the bar fine. Thinking about it, 2600 baht is a bit much but if she is stunning then it would be worth it. I take it you don't go with go go girls that often?

 

I take GoGo girls on a regular basis .... for 1000 Baht when they are off duty.

 

Occasionaly I pay a barfine but only once did I pay over 1000 baht.... I gave 2 GoGo Girls 1050 baht each for a threesome.

[Gabor]

I take GoGo girls on a regular basis .... for 1000 Baht when they are off duty.

 

Occasionaly I pay a barfine but only once did I pay over 1000 baht.... I gave 2 GoGo Girls 1050 baht each for a threesome.

 

For me less fun to meet the known girls ( GOGO ) at the lobby, so I'm happy to pay the barfines, just because I love the variety... However, many regulars are - or would be - happy with the 1000 baht...

[woody0563]

think i may have a bargain i had a lady from angelwitch for 2000 baht LT spent 3000 baht in there but she was a hottie

[Larryst]

Can I borrow someone's calculator.

[brotherbuzz]

Can I borrow someone's calculator.

I've got a spare abacus.

[harro1]

Nice one, very humorus take on an issue some have strong views on.

[rightsaid]

 

By your calculation my price would be 3.500 baht...

 

or a bucket of KFC.

[rightsaid]

Damn, that didn't include the barfine either. I'm up to possibly 5k for LT.

 

I've got to adjust my budget.

 

 

Starting to sound like it might be cheaper to get married mate.

[butterflyblonde]

Excellent, my girl will cost me 200 baht, but I've probably spent the same equivalent in ladydrinks and disco drink prices later, same same but different.

[papillon]

My Girl would have to pay me 600 Baht.

 

Think I'll become a Gigolo

[scorpio1]

thats one crazy calculation lol

[voracious]

Pretty funny

[captcraig2]

I never pay retail!