sinbinjack Posted September 2, 2023 Posted September 2, 2023 On 8/30/2023 at 12:12 PM, BigusDicus said: I am getting slow in my Dotage but I really don't get it ?. 3
Regyai Posted September 2, 2023 Posted September 2, 2023 22 minutes ago, sinbinjack said: I am getting slow in my Dotage but I really don't get it ?. Don't worry, even when you do it hardly qualifies as funny 1
teelack Posted September 5, 2023 Posted September 5, 2023 Seems about right Sent from my CPH1941 using Tapatalk 4
BigusDicus Posted September 6, 2023 Author Posted September 6, 2023 The Mini Skirt: In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!" 4
BigusDicus Posted September 8, 2023 Author Posted September 8, 2023 I'm not quite sure if this is just the work some odd medieval manuscript illuminator or part of an interoffice memo of US Department of Transportation. (Think about it ... ) 1
gs joe Posted September 24, 2023 Posted September 24, 2023 (edited) Edited September 24, 2023 by gs joe 1 1
Bullfrog Posted September 25, 2023 Posted September 25, 2023 6 hours ago, gs joe said: Irish and Scots will generally drink in any pub but an Englishman will not like a pub for the smallest of reasons and leave. Kubla on Soi Pothole is the same as this pub and is named after the poem by S T Coleridge. Y'see there are some educated people that use Pothole !!! 2
forcebwithu Posted September 25, 2023 Posted September 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Bullfrog said: Irish and Scots will generally drink in any pub but an Englishman will not like a pub for the smallest of reasons and leave. Kubla on Soi Pothole is the same as this pub and is named after the poem by S T Coleridge. Y'see there are some educated people that use Pothole !!! Coincidently we used Kubla Bar as our venue after last Saturday's Monkey Hash run. The theme of the run was the Xanadu Monkey and came from the first line in the Kubla Khan poem; "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan". It's hard to see in the photos of the run shirt, but the smoke trails contain lines from the poem. @blue_flag might be interested in this as at one point he was trying to help us come up with a design for a different theme. 1 1 1
tallguy Posted September 25, 2023 Posted September 25, 2023 4 hours ago, Bullfrog said: Irish and Scots will generally drink in any pub but an Englishman will not like a pub for the smallest of reasons and leave. Kubla on Soi Pothole is the same as this pub and is named after the poem by S T Coleridge. Y'see there are some educated people that use Pothole !!! I took the sign as being a reference to the Brexit vote, when the vote to leave was driven by voters in England. 1
Bullfrog Posted September 25, 2023 Posted September 25, 2023 46 minutes ago, tallguy said: I took the sign as being a reference to the Brexit vote, when the vote to leave was driven by voters in England. You are probably right too !!! 1
BigusDicus Posted September 25, 2023 Author Posted September 25, 2023 GenZ women at 30: "I hate kids, I hate marriage, I like going on vacation any time I want, sleeping in and having a maid service to clean my place. I don't need a husband because I'm enough for me!" GenZ women at 50: "Why am I so lonely? Where are all the good men? Why do I feel so unfulfilled?" GenZ men at 16: "I want to be a woman." GenZ men at 20: "I made a mistake."
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