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I was in PBG when the lightning strike happened. Didn't see anything as they had the shutters down. I just thought it was a very loud clap of thunder. The rain returned at about 3am and carried on for several hours. Much of the Walking Street area ended up under a foot or more of water again. It stopped for a while but kicked off again about 30 minutes ago. Bugger.

The Markland is mainly oriented toward Asian tour groups, though that doesn't necessarily make it a bad place to stay.

I guess it depends on the girl . I got chatting with a Russian girl on a baht bus a few days back and she was really lovely and friendly. Nothing like the hookers in the bars.

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Are the band playing again tonight Martin? I thought they were only doing Fridays.

One bloke last night tried to get to the food before he'd even bought a drink. He didn't get away with it though.

Yes.

It's just a few yards down from the old one. Rolling Stone Bar (forgotten the new name) was really rocking a couple of nights ago. Thai, Russian and Indian hotties all dancing together. Multiculturalism at its best.

Greetings Monkeywatchers, showaddy crap to you all, and welcome to a new batch of boisterous bar banter. A Thai TV soap opera very popular with local viewers has been censored after a group called ‘Muslims For Peace’ threatened to shoot the entire cast and burn the studio to the ground. It seems they were of the opinion that the show cast Muslims in a bad light. Glad they put the record straight. A pub on third Road was burned to the ground the other week after a fire broke out in the storeroom. Police then arrested the owner for breach of a 30-day closure order, saying the place was n

So how did it go last Friday then? I was going to look in but the weather intervened.

Perhaps she can sing and do a turn on the gyno table at the same time. We may be about to witness a new concept in entertainment.

The bit about FLB perhaps?

Greetings Monkeywatchers, core coon crap for dropping by, and welcome our latest peek through the keyhole of Sauce City. The Pattaya pantomime season is in full swing with the news that the latest police crackdown is targeting elephant farms. Police who carried out a raid on one such establishment discovered that one of the elephants working there had false ID papers. The animal was allegedly 47 years old but the ID documentation indicated that it was in fact less than 20 years old. The owner was arrested and charged with employing an underage elephant by the Child, Women and Elephant Prot

Makes a change from sex abuse. The BBC rarely talk about anything else.

The non-thinking man's crumpet.

Greetings Monkeywatchers, showaddy crap to you all, and welcome to the latest tall tales from Thailand’s top titillation trap. Following the arrest of some foreign tourists during bar raids for not carrying their passports on their person, holidaymakers are being advised to check there are no police around before getting out of swimming pools. Swimming in the sea may not be the solution either, as there have also been reports of police carrying out covert surveillance in submarines. Heard a story the other day about a chap who picked a girl up in a bar. She spent the whole evening bein

Oh, you are awful..... but I like you.

Methinks they get fined if they haven't shaved.

I guess they do.

Greetings Monkeywatchers, core coon crap for looking in, and welcome to this month’s dive into the delights of destination debauchery. Game on. Police were called to South Pattaya a few Saturdays ago after a woman complained that a man had been filming her in a public toilet cubicle through a vent in one of the walls. The man ran off when she spotted him but the silly bugger left his work shirt behind, which identified him as an employee of a Walking Street Go Go Bar. When the police turned up at the bar and arrested him, the man said he’d committed the offence as he rarely got to see nake

Greetings monkeywatchers, and showaddy crap once more for joining our odyssey into the orifices of the old fun factory itself. The beginning of May saw the Tiffany Show Theatre staging the Miss Tiffany Universe 2013 contest, as hundreds of mainly Chinese quality tourists packed the place to the gunnels to witness the usual panorama of poofery that they incomprehensively seem to relish so much. Grubby little ferrets. They give perverts a bad name. Someone should stick some bromide into their chop suey. A Thai bloke was arrested in Jomtien the other Saturday after driving his cement m

Greetings Monkeywatchers, core coon crap for paying us another visit, and welcome to our latest look at the stories that really matter. Well, we don’t have any of those so here’s the usual guff. The Beach Road widening scheme is continuing apace, and we now have lots of nice artist’s impressions of how it will all look when its finished. Don’t know who the artist is, but one would imagine that he’s a surrealist. Some folks have been expressing concern about visiting Thailand and surrounding areas after the recent performances of Nuke Seoul Brother by Fatboy Kim in North Korea. Our

Yes he does. And thank you for being a monkeywatcher.

Greetings monkeywatchers, and showaddy crap as we once again nestle ourselves into the warm bosom of our favourite place to be. Hang on to your hats. Bars have been warned that they face closure if they don’t stick to the official closing times of 2am within the entertainment zone and midnight elsewhere. We’re getting a strange feeling of déjà vu – and we think we may have had it before. Police also said they would be cracking down on drugs and got the ball rolling by arresting one their own officers after finding something untoward in his trousers. Police arrested a Thai bloke in t

Greetings Monkeywatchers, core coon crap for looking in once again, and welcome to another month’s voyage to the bottom of the barrel. No doubt as a result of outstanding commercial success of the Avenue Mall, a new shopping centre called the Markland Village Lifestyle Mall is to be built in North Pattaya. Construction is planned to commence shortly and the complex should be completed by the end of this year – and demolished by the end of next year. A Ukrainian quality tourist went berserk in a 7-Eleven store the other Friday after buying some water and nail varnish, which he then use