What are the biggest urban myths in Pattaya / Thailand?

[Gabor 296]

If the guy hasn't posted any photos of girls then why do you feel the need to criticse him just because his opinion differs to yours? You rate yourself so much and while I do admit that you post pictures of beautiful girls I think you have delusions of grandeur. You are a sex tourist just like the rest of us. Do you seriously think these girls would be having sex with you if you weren't paying for the privilege? Or do you think that ugly, middle aged Hungarian men are what your average beautiful Thai girl would go for?

 

There's absolutely no need for you to feel that what you do is an accomplishment to be proud of. You pay to have sex with third world hookers and then post the pictures of the best ones on the Internet. You're more selective then most and find some stunners but are you really that proud of what you do that you feel the need to criticise anyone who doesn't equal your standards?

 

An interesting post I agree myself with the majority you wrote.... Yes, this is a monger's board, we all pay for the services for various reasons... I don't feel any grandeur, I'm just one from the many...nothing to be proud, just share my experiences and yes, my biased opinions.... the only difference is, I give my own mug for my posts and post pictures of the girls... When I say " You add something too " it is when I'm attacked without the reason from a faceless keyboard warrior who posted nothing else, just his irrevocable truth... ( and accuse me with the same, despite of my thousands IMO, biased rants etc warns... )

 

 

 

I understand what Gabor is saying and can relate to it.

 

Whilst P4P is the primary reason for me visiting LOS it's not the sole reason. The real fun is in the prowl and having fun with the girls. Maybe only 30 mins or an hour spent per day having sex, the rest of the time enjoying the tropical weather and scenery and eating fantastic food, getting pissed, etc., etc.

 

Thank you to say instead of me what do I think.....

[Big_Brian 179]

"My girl is different"

[CheshireTom 1,377]

When I say " You add something too " it is when I'm attacked without the reason from a faceless keyboard warrior who posted nothing else, just his irrevocable truth... ( and accuse me with the same, despite of my thousands IMO, biased rants etc warns... )

 

Who are you to decide that posting pics of half-pissed girls is the only way of adding anything to the board? Lots of BMs contribute pics without the necessity to include a "trophy wall" - Teelak's recent, excellent TRs from Cambodia and Laos are prime examples.

 

I would suggest that your "Post pics of some girls ..." outbursts are no more than poor attempts to divert the course of an argument which you have already lost.

 

Lastly, I would suggest that with the continual advancement of facial recognition technology, uploading your mug to the internet isn't really a good idea.

[CheshireTom 1,377]

I understand what Gabor is saying and can relate to it.

 

Whilst P4P is the primary reason for me visiting LOS it's not the sole reason. The real fun is in the prowl and having fun with the girls. Maybe only 30 mins or an hour spent per day having sex, the rest of the time enjoying the tropical weather and scenery and eating fantastic food, getting pissed, knowing that I'll be able to get laid later etc etc

 

 

There, I fixed that for you.

 

 

[Mirkwood 342]

Mirkwood holds the world shagging record.

[DP Gumbypgh 97]

I will be back in five minutes. ( A Mirkwood Legend)

[danboy 151]

What about your previous post here then Joe?

 

That one must be true, JK said so!

[danboy 151]

huhh...the secretsologist pray commando arrived...

 

Ok, my list:

 

You pay more, the girls will respect you more....

Secrets is a high end bar regarding the available girls

You are the guilty if you have no fun ( the barowners magic word )

She don't like you ( again a barowner's cheat..... she is a no go out girl )

No hassle bar ( the barowners don't want to lose the eyebaits... no go out girls )

High end bar... ( In Pattaya ? Maybe the who is the biggest piece of shit in the sewer concept )

 

[Gabor 296]

Who are you to decide that posting pics of half-pissed girls is the only way of adding anything to the board? Lots of BMs contribute pics without the necessity to include a "trophy wall" - Teelak's recent, excellent TRs from Cambodia and Laos are prime examples.

 

I would suggest that your "Post pics of some girls ..." outbursts are no more than poor attempts to divert the course of an argument which you have already lost.

 

Lastly, I would suggest that with the continual advancement of facial recognition technology, uploading your mug to the internet isn't really a good idea.

 

OK... let's talk about you... what did you added to the board... I mean content, apart from your high nosed and superior lectures, your truth is the only one valid opinion.... ( Teelak has good posts, but why do you quote his Laos and Cambodia reports in a Pattaya board ? )

 

Please tell me what argument I lost ? Do you mean what the rumours about the punters from India ??? ( BTW.. maybe obsession is a guy from India ?? However I have no any problems with the guys from India, one of a good mate is from India, we learnt together in Russia and we had great parties.... a really good guy... )

 

Hey mate... I have nothing to hide, even in the XXI century, in the Facebook age... If you are paranoid or have something to hide or just a runner... it is your problem.... If only a coward, faceless keyboard warrior... this explains a LOT...

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

If you pay too much the girls think you are stupid and do not respect you. If you pay the least amount they like you better and are impressed with how clever you are.

 

+1.

 

Those two urban legends are largely the result of a few posts on various punter boards. They were brought to you by the same people who have fallen for another myth - that one punter paying more than another punter deems appropriate will drive up prices and "ruin the scene" for everyone.

 

That one's not really an urban legend, though; it simply reflects the poor understanding some people have of basic economics.

 

Evil

[Gabor 296]

it simply reflects the poor understanding some people have of basic economics.

 

Evil

 

Maybe because of the lack of your personality, you try always to turn the things to the pure and simple economics... try to suggest the girls are products like a washing machine or a LCD TV... Not... they are humans and they are selling their own bodies.... Economics works, but not 100%... IMO... and I may be wrong.... less, than 50%...

[pattayaman 8]

my fave is "can you buy dink for my sister"

[JohnnyK 28]

I'm hansum.

[joekicker 53]

I'm hansum.

 

Of course, but losing the actual intended thread again, this and a couple of other recent posts. It's supposed to be stuff that people think is true, but (probably) isn't - urban legends.

 

e.g. the GIs built Pattaya - and Patpong Road.

 

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[Siam Sam 964]

It's supposed to be stuff that people think is true, but (probably) isn't - urban legends.

 

e.g. the GIs built Pattaya - and Patpong Road.

 

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I've given up on it now.

[CheshireTom 1,377]

 

( Teelak has good posts, but why do you quote his Laos and Cambodia reports in a Pattaya board ? )

 

 

They are both interesting side-trip destinations for lots of guys in Pattaya. On the other hand, some guys get no further than Sri Racha Tiger Zoo. However, I can understand someone who grew up in Eastern Europe not having the same desire to travel as normal people.

 

 

 

 

[MM 6,562]

I've given up on it now.

 

Nice try though. Thanks.

 

I'll be sure and point them out as I see them, because there are so many things that guys take as gospel, having heard it from other guys or read it on boards, and then they internalize it and believe it to be a "truth" that everyone knows...without a shred of first hand experience to back it up. It's all out there, but it's hard to elucidate until you see it in put forth in a conversation.

[villayouth 37]

I've given up on it now.

 

Fred Thucking cnuts

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

Maybe because of the lack of your personality, you try always to turn the things to the pure and simple economics... try to suggest the girls are products like a washing machine or a LCD TV... Not... they are humans and they are selling their own bodies.... Economics works, but not 100%... IMO... and I may be wrong.... less, than 50%...

 

As I said, some people don't understand basic economics.

 

I am by no means trying to suggest the girls are products like washing machines or TVs. I didn't write that, nor do I believe it. The girls don't sell their bodies, they sell sexual services and the market in which they operate is governed by economic principles.

 

The biggest problem is that you are confusing the word ""economics" with what is best described as "monetary compensation," i.e. cash in hand. I agree that the amount of money the girl expects from the customer the morning after is not the only factor in her choice of customers. Sometimes it's not even the dominant consideration. The girl is indeed influenced by a number of human elements - how attractive or repulsive she finds the customer; how big or small her immediate need for money is; whether she enjoys spending time with him outside the sack; whether he's likely to become a regular customer; etc, etc.

 

But none of this excludes from the realm of economics the process by which a girl selects her customers or sets the prices she charges them. Many popular service providers in mainstream occupations or professions go through equivalent processes when choosing customers. Even in straight-up labor economics, the wage or salary level is not the only factor for a potential employee in deciding whether to accept a job offer. Fringe benefits; the distance to commute; hours of work; possibilities for advancement or work-from-home, etc., all figure in. Sometimes people accept a lower salary if the fringe benefits (like duck soup or a bucket of KFC) are particularly important to them or the place of work is close to where they live (so they don't risk S/T becoming an involuntary L/T).

 

All of this, whether it takes place inside or outside P4P, falls squarely under the heading of economics and goes way beyond statistics, equations and the question of, "How much you give me?"

 

Evil

Edited November 3, 2011 by Evil Penevil

[Siam Sam 964]

As I said, some people don't understand basic economics.

 

I am by no means trying to suggest the girls are products like washing machines or TVs. I didn't write that, nor do I believe it. The girls don't sell their bodies, they sell sexual services and the market in which they operate is governed by economic principals.

 

The biggest problem is that you are confusing the word ""economics" with what is best described as "monetary compensation," i.e. cash in hand. I agree that the amount of money the girl expects from the customer the morning after is not the only factor in her choice of customers. Sometimes it's not even the dominant consideration. The girl is indeed influenced by a number of human elements - how attractive or repulsive she finds the customer; how big or small her immediate need for money is; whether she enjoys spending time with him outside the sack; whether he's likely to become a regular customer; etc, etc.

 

But none of this excludes from the realm of economics the process by which a girl selects her customers or sets the prices she charges them. Many popular service providers in mainstream occupations or professions go through equivalent processes when choosing customers. Even in straight-up labor economics, the wage or salary level is not the only factor for a potential employee in deciding whether to accept a job offer. Fringe benefits; the distance to commute; hours of work; possibilities for advancement or work-from-home, etc., all figure in. Sometimes people accept a lower salary if the fringe benefits (like duck soup or a bucket of KFC) are particularly important to them or the place of work is close to where they live (so they don't risk S/T becoming an involuntary L/T).

 

All of this, whether it takes place inside or outside P4P, falls squarely under the heading of economics and goes way beyond statistics, equations and the question of, "How much you give me?"

 

Evil

 

An excellent post but you try explaining to a bar girl that her selection criteria for who she sleeps with is based on involuntary, yet astute ecomnomic reasoning.

[nus01 305]

Thai Girls like fat guys its a sign of wealth

[BigusDicus 9,873]

A little dated but back in the day, we heard that Singhai and other local beer had formaldehyde in it.

 

Yes, I remember hearing it often. Then again I grew up hearing the same thing about Coors.

[englishinsiam 15]

Not everyone is so insecure they have to take pictures of all the whores they sleep with and post them on Internet forums so everyone can see.

 

 

Finally someone who has my vote.

 

what goes on in bar stays in bar......

[Obsession 571]

Yet another thread that Gabor has managed to make into a discussion about himself

 

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My TG is different.

 

There is a third sex................. It's actually a bloke in drag!

[Gabor 296]

Yet another thread that Gabor has managed to make into a discussion about himself

 

 

 

Try harder mate....