Bar Humor

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[midlifecrisis 4,048]

This is the bar humor section. No disscussion of personal problems is permitted.

[BigusDicus 9,878]

[awesum4 2,333]

19 hours ago, midlifecrisis said:

This is the bar humor section. No disscussion of personal problems is permitted.

But what if it's a funny personal problem?   Surely that's allowed...

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

4 hours ago, awesum4 said:

But what if it's a funny personal problem?   Surely that's allowed...

Please, no willy warmer visuals though.

hehe

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[Bullfrog 2,224]

4 hours ago, BigusDicus said:

A lauditory post indeed...

Tedium Laudamus ...!!!! ..... I used to be a choirboy BTW!!

Edited April 30, 2020 by Bullfrog

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[midlifecrisis 4,048]

All that time alone and he made no progress?

[teelack 9,638]

 

Recent Redneck and COVID-19 Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology....

 

 

Medical Term Redneck Definition Artery The study of paintings Bacteria Back door to cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Benign What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan Searching for Kitty Cauterize Made eye contact with her Colic A sheep dog Coma A punctuation mark Dilate To live long Enema Not a friend Fester Quicker than someone else Fibula A small lie Impotent Distinguished, well known Labor Pain Getting hurt at work Medical Staff A Doctor's cane Morbid A higher offer Nitrates Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days Node I knew it Outpatient A person who has fainted Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative A letter carrier Recovery Room Place to do upholstery Rectum Nearly killed him Secretion Hiding something Seizure Roman Emperor Tablet A small table Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport Tumor One plus one more Urine Opposite of you're out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[BigusDicus 9,878]

9 hours ago, forcebwithu said:

 

Thank you.  A joy to watch.....no alcohol ban wherever she is!

Edited May 2, 2020 by BigusDicus

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[yorta2 693]

[awesum4 2,333]

1 hour ago, yorta2 said:

Chimpanzee......in fact 3 chimpanzees and a hyena.

 

 

Sorry it's for your own good..you have been drinking too much lately....555

[MrMango 670]

2 hours ago, awesum4 said:

Chimpanzee......in fact 3 chimpanzees and a hyena.

 

 

Sorry it's for your own good..you have been drinking too much lately....555

You must be drinking the bottle of Whine.....

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Most Americans will get this....