If you had to explain your lack of enthusiam for falang women..

[flighty 31]

If you had to explain your female preferences to a falang woman what are the criticisms.

[teelack 9,631]

I have no issues with falang woman and never had. The problem is all mine. When I was younger I was never good enough looking to snare the princesses and as I got older had to settle for older women. I hit a patch in my early 60's where I was at my best as there were (and are) so many women up to 50 looking for a man.

 

Now then when I come to Thailand all bets are off and I can have what sort of woman I want. Sure there is a cost but it is less that I would spend on wining and dining the average ancient fatty that has sometime landed on my steps.

[captcraig2 120]

I have no issues with falang woman and never had. The problem is all mine. When I was younger I was never good enough looking to snare the princesses and as I got older had to settle for older women. I hit a patch in my early 60's where I was at my best as there were (and are) so many women up to 50 looking for a man.

 

Now then when I come to Thailand all bets are off and I can have what sort of woman I want. Sure there is a cost but it is less that I would spend on wining and dining the average ancient fatty that has sometime landed on my steps.

 

That's some funny shit ......

[flighty 31]

Whoops I meant to start a poll, so here are a few very un pc. generalisations:

1) General miserableness

2) Emotional baggage

3) Preoccupation with crap; eg shopping, shoes, television

4) Wasting money

5) Brainwashed aspirations, chip on shoulder, glass ceiling type stuff

6) Personal hygene, don't have / use bidets

7) Primary loyalty to other girlfriends, ex's, sister etc

8) Fat / lazy

9) Insecure, dwells on rivals' lifestyles

10) Has a sense of high status due to welfare receipts

11) Did I mention sex...

12) Bad taste in clothes, music, hair

13) Too gobby

14) Yucky kids

15) A N Other..

 

-A little harsh pherhaps.

[berettakid 26]

women in the uk have forgotten how to be women !

 

whatever next ?

 

maybe football referees

[carling 8]

women in the uk have forgotten how to be women !

 

whatever next ?

 

maybe football referees

 

They will have to learn the off-side rule first

[shambley 109]

Whoops I meant to start a poll, so here are a few very un pc. generalisations:

1) General miserableness

2) Emotional baggage

3) Preoccupation with crap; eg shopping, shoes, television

4) Wasting money

5) Brainwashed aspirations, chip on shoulder, glass ceiling type stuff

6) Personal hygene, don't have / use bidets

7) Primary loyalty to other girlfriends, ex's, sister etc

8) Fat / lazy

9) Insecure, dwells on rivals' lifestyles

10) Has a sense of high status due to welfare receipts

11) Did I mention sex...

12) Bad taste in clothes, music, hair

13) Too gobby

14) Yucky kids

15) A N Other..

 

-A little harsh pherhaps.

 

 

Says it all really

[flighty 31]

More!

16) Booze problems

17) Lack of practical skills

[กษัตริย์ 2]

18) Seem to think all men are useless on account of the fact they (women) can 'multi task' or so they say, even though the male of the species invented just about everything worth fucking inventing, they still run us down.

Edited January 25, 2011 by กษัตริย์

[js007 795]

I don't even think about it much anymore. I just consider myself lucky that I don't have to support one of them.

[flighty 31]

Another one!

Gullibility:

Further reading:

Credit card offers.

Door step evangelists: had a friend lose everything to influence of the J.Witnesses on his (ex) wife

Vitamin supplements

 

Oh dear, trying to be positive here, I don't think (UK anyway) falangs are as susceptible as Thai women to gambling; unless u know different...

[gs joe 1,776]

Whoops I meant to start a poll, so here are a few very un pc. generalisations:

1) General miserableness

2) Emotional baggage

3) Preoccupation with crap; eg shopping, shoes, television

4) Wasting money

5) Brainwashed aspirations, chip on shoulder, glass ceiling type stuff

6) Personal hygene, don't have / use bidets

7) Primary loyalty to other girlfriends, ex's, sister etc

8) Fat / lazy

9) Insecure, dwells on rivals' lifestyles

10) Has a sense of high status due to welfare receipts

11) Did I mention sex...

12) Bad taste in clothes, music, hair

13) Too gobby

14) Yucky kids

15) A N Other..

 

-A little harsh pherhaps.

 

I'm sure a lot of the same attributes could also be inherent for many woman all over the world .

 

Joe

[Bazle 1,483]

Mainly, need to conform to a conventional norm - have good house, generally be materialistic, breed, be sociable with the "right" people, and the rest

[jasonbalmer 2]

 

any questions?

[spike 236]

I have no issues with falang woman and never had. The problem is all mine. When I was younger I was never good enough looking to snare the princesses and as I got older had to settle for older women. I hit a patch in my early 60's where I was at my best as there were (and are) so many women up to 50 looking for a man.

 

Now then when I come to Thailand all bets are off and I can have what sort of woman I want. Sure there is a cost but it is less that I would spend on wining and dining the average ancient fatty that has sometime landed on my steps.

 

[Yzi 72]

 

any questions?

 

nnnnope, that just about sums it up

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

Been there done enough of dat!

 

Familiarity breeds contempt.

[Grimm 29]

If that list is your reason for not liking Farang women, I have to say you don't know Thai women very well :)

 

Thai women come with:

Emotional baggage

Love nothing better than to spend money shopping

Laziness, they can sit home all day infront of the boob tube watching the soaps

Kids?? Obviously never been in a Thai home when the little hellions are on the loose

Sex...most Thai women are not that aggressive sexually and more than a few would be happy for you to bang away while they watch tv

Didn't even touch on the relatives and the fact that you will be second class in their eye

The primary loyality is never you

They are always comparing your support with what their gfs are getting from their boyfriends

 

I could go on and on, so I think you are saying the difference between a gf and a short term rental is.......

[Obsession 571]

Most have lost their femininity and are fat, foul mouther and tattoed. But I am working class. Upper classes have less tattoes, are still fat, and have a huge legal knowledge of divorce financials. And, won't let you cum on their faces! Imho, access to their pussy isn't worth half your lifetime earnings. It's a mugs game.

[THE_DRUID 21]

women in the uk have forgotten how to be women !

 

whatever next ?

 

maybe football referees

 

Yeah Andy Gray needs a long holiday in Los!

[CheshireTom 1,377]

I could go on and on, so I think you are saying the difference between a gf and a short term rental is.......

 

I think the "They won't suck you off for the price of a pint" is in the next batch of afterthoughts.

[ZARIS 20]

Whoops I meant to start a poll, so here are a few very un pc. generalisations:

1) General miserableness

2) Emotional baggage

3) Preoccupation with crap; eg shopping, shoes, television

4) Wasting money

5) Brainwashed aspirations, chip on shoulder, glass ceiling type stuff

6) Personal hygene, don't have / use bidets

7) Primary loyalty to other girlfriends, ex's, sister etc

8) Fat / lazy

9) Insecure, dwells on rivals' lifestyles

10) Has a sense of high status due to welfare receipts

11) Did I mention sex...

12) Bad taste in clothes, music, hair

13) Too gobby

14) Yucky kids

15) A N Other..

 

-A little harsh pherhaps.

 

 

nice summation.Here in Australia I would add an unnatural tendency towards self obsession/absorption.

[mykl 72]

[VicVegas 70]

I was staying with my brother, whose third wife is from the UK, but she has lived in the US for about 20 years. We were hanging out watching sports on TV when she comes in with a fan. She sets it down, points it towards us, turns it on, adjusts it, and walks out. A couple of minutes later she calls from the kitchen, "Is that fan ok?" My brother answers, in a calm, matter-of-fact voice, "It'd be better if you set it in the doorway."

 

Wifey explodes. "WELL THEN GET UP OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND MOVE IT!!!!"

 

Once wifey was out of earshot I turned to him and said, "Do you know what my Thai girlfriend would say if I asked her to move the fan?"

 

"No, what would she say?"

 

"She'd say, 'Sorry baby. Where you want me put fan?' "

 

Thai women know how to take care of their men.

[Feileacan 32]

If you had to explain your female preferences to a falang woman what are the criticisms.

 

My only criticism is with the men that feel they have to "Explain" anything to any woman or anybody else for that matter