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Greetings Monkeywatchers, showaddy crap once again, and welcome to this month’s delve into our bag of unsavoury snacks. Police were called to a massage shop after a Chinese quality tourist refused to stop filming inside the premises. It turned out that the little bugger wasn’t even a customer. The police removed the man after the staff had given him a free lower intestine massage with a toilet brush. A Pattaya hotel has apparently distributed 800 survival kits to less well-off residents of the city. So what’s a survival kit then? An ounce of weed and a six-pack? There was an ar

I've been in town the last couple days Too early in the day for Soi 6 Always enjoy Patrick's Pig roast on LK Metro ..onto Walking Street

A few days ago I received a friend request on FB from a young attractive woman about 28 years old... I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages. She was very kind. She called me handsome . She asked my age. I'm not a liar so I told her and reminded her I'm quite a bit her senior. And I let her talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain't all that bad. We kept talking for a while and within a short time, she asked if we could talk about 'adult things'. I said ok. Then she replied wit

Well I thought that it was bloody funny. Sent from my CPH2669 using Tapatalk

Another source for good quality, 100% cotton polo shirts is Littel Embroidery. They have a good selection of sizes and colors to choose from. We've been using them for years for Hash House Harrier award shirts. Cost with embroidery is 350B, so shirt only I would expect to pay around 300B. Map Link

Well, considering the unfortunate state of our recent interactions, I'm relieved this is the extent of what you were thinking! Thanks for this and also to @forcebwithu for these posts. Just as a quick update, planning for my upcoming retirement has accelerated. I've changed to a different financial advisor who was recommended by a friend as good with retirement money management. I've begun the process of claiming my Social Security retirement benefit, which will require me to turn up at the local office to let them copy my birth certificate (I have the original!). I've also i

The right answer Sent from my CPH2669 using Tapatalk

That's handy Andy Sent from my CPH2669 using Tapatalk

Having a Chang problem. Sent from my CPH2669 using Tapatalk

Travel advice Sent from my CPH2669 using Tapatalk

I wish

They say that the old ones are the best ones. Sent from my CPH2669 using Tapatalk

Caught them in the act on the 19th. Then noticed on the 28th they had put these marks down on the alley next to the Rock Factory. Not sure what idiot thought there's enough room for two way vehicle traffic on this narrow soi. Apparently the locals think the same as half of what is really wide enough for a motorcycle is taken up by parked motorbikes and an entrance barrier.

I have the greatest of respect for whoever comes out with this stuff. Today's is a classic. Sent from my CPH2669 using Tapatalk

For the same sausage meat and chestnut stuffing my intention was to post an excellent offer from Manston's for sage and onion sausage meat balls but they removed the offer before I could get my order in as I was away from the house for a week. So, know the prices of your main food items so that you can lump in on a good deal before it is snatched away !!

Despite having mostly embraced the Thai concept that 'if it works, don't fix it' I found my main bedroom AC was blowing a bit poorly, so called the guy in, well overdue a service. Three units, cleaned up, no parts needed (bar one), 500 baht each. The catch was one of the little motors that drives the vanes back and forth had packed in, that alone cost 1400 to replace, so he told me. One unit is 10 years old, the other couple about 20. The little motor on one of the others is also defective, but I jam a piece of card into that to put the vanes where I want them!

Yep! She had a cracking pair of legs !!

She's co starring in a new series on Netflix."Amsterdam Empire" A take on the Michael Douglas film War of the roses.

Just catching up this is still in there I think she told me it about 4M baht the MG about 2m.

I was thinking about you this morning when I first woke up. I noticed that I had hung my polo shirt on a hanger which causes nipples to appear on the shoulders if left too long. It wasn't the nipples that reminded me of you but the shirt itself. I decided to check the label when folding it up. It is now officially winter in Thailand and the weather is getting quite brisk in the mornings out here in Ubon so yesterday I dug out a bunch of polo shirts that I purchased in Pattaya about 5 years ago specifically to cope with an English summer, which also makes them perfect for a Thai winte

In Las Vegas they say they have charged parking and add ons like this, we haven't got that in pattaya. Just imagine if they suddenly said you have to pay to park your motorbike outside a bar.

At long last a Halloween I can like Sent from my CPH2669 using Tapatalk

Tonight in all its unopened glory Sent from my CPH2669 using Tapatalk

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Thanks for the update. With a name like that I was expecting some kind of restaurant. Wonder what they do with those pineapples?

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As usual, thanks for the update as well as the memories. One thing it bought back was an excruciating bus trip where for hours we were regaled with, err, non stop comedy. I never wanted to hear a Swannee whistle again after that trip! Sent from my CPH2669 using Tapatalk