Tom Shane injured in bizarre accident in Bangkok hotel

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Tom Shane, the familiar voice of the Shane Company jewelry store chain, is on life support in a Bangkok hospital after being found hanging bound and gagged from the ceiling of his hotel room. Shane is known for his frequent visits to Bangkok to personally select gem stones and pearls for his stores.

 

A maid found Shane unconscious wearing a diaper with hands and feet bound with studded leather straps, wearing a ball gag in his mouth. The diaper was reportedly soiled. Shane is in a coma and unable to talk to authorities at this time, although the hotel is known to provide prostitutes for their guests. A bottle of personal lubricant and a “very large phallic toy” were taken by the police as evidence.

 

Rumors have swirled for years why Shane needed to travel so frequently to Bangkok. Shane, in his radio commercials, claims that he personally selects every gem stone for his stores. Some of Shane’s competitors claim that he is a sexual deviant. This latest incident will only fuel the speculation.

 

A local prostitute who goes by the name “Pink Snapper” claims to have warned Shane that his “preferences were dangerous” last month. Pink Snapper stated that she was not surprised to hear of Shane’s fate. “He’s also a poor tipper,” she added.

[Bazle 1,450]

It's difficult to know how to react when something is both tragic and amusing at the same time.

[papillon 695]

Cheap Charlie tipper, LOL.

[MM 6,562]

Cheap Charlie tipper, LOL.

 

There ya go.

 

This is funny. I've listened to Tom Shane commercials for decades. "Now you've got a friend in the diamond industry". Little did I know what my friend was doing.

[LBJ 533]

Poor Claude, probably rolling in his grave.

[wacmedia 277]

Hi,

 

Will Barack Obama save the World ?

[pattaya_mad 208]

sorry but i just had to put that on FB

[Obsession 571]

And some guys claim that the Japanese and Indians are sexual deviants!

 

Hope the guy recovers. But how would you face the world after that lol.

[ttk 236]

Tom Shane, the familiar voice of the Shane Company jewelry store chain, is on life support in a Bangkok hospital after being found hanging bound and gagged from the ceiling of his hotel room. Shane is known for his frequent visits to Bangkok to personally select gem stones and pearls for his stores.

 

A maid found Shane unconscious wearing a diaper with hands and feet bound with studded leather straps, wearing a ball gag in his mouth. The diaper was reportedly soiled. Shane is in a coma and unable to talk to authorities at this time, although the hotel is known to provide prostitutes for their guests. A bottle of personal lubricant and a “very large phallic toy” were taken by the police as evidence.

 

Rumors have swirled for years why Shane needed to travel so frequently to Bangkok. Shane, in his radio commercials, claims that he personally selects every gem stone for his stores. Some of Shane’s competitors claim that he is a sexual deviant. This latest incident will only fuel the speculation.

 

A local prostitute who goes by the name “Pink Snapper” claims to have warned Shane that his “preferences were dangerous” last month. Pink Snapper stated that she was not surprised to hear of Shane’s fate. “He’s also a poor tipper,” she added.

 

From the "Dead Serious News" http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=1321

 

Tom Shane injured in bizarre accident in Bangkok hotel

October 1, 2011 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment

 

Tom Shane, the familiar voice of the Shane Company jewelry store chain, is on life support in a Bangkok hospital after being found hanging bound and gagged from the ceiling of his hotel room. Shane is known for his frequent visits to Bangkok to personally select gem stones and pearls for his stores.

 

A maid found Shane unconscious wearing a diaper with hands and feet bound with studded leather straps, wearing a ball gag in his mouth. The diaper was reportedly soiled. Shane is in a coma and unable to talk to authorities at this time, although the hotel is known to provide prostitutes for their guests. A bottle of personal lubricant and a “very large phallic toy” were taken by the police as evidence.

 

Rumors have swirled for years why Shane needed to travel so frequently to Bangkok. Shane, in his radio commercials, claims that he personally selects every gem stone for his stores. Some of Shane’s competitors claim that he is a sexual deviant. This latest incident will only fuel the speculation.

 

A local prostitute who goes by the name “Pink Snapper” claims to have warned Shane that his “preferences were dangerous” last month. Pink Snapper stated that she was not surprised to hear of Shane’s fate. “He’s also a poor tipper,” she added.

 

 

 

 

How about citing the source ...

 

 

Dead serious News is not ne of the worlds major aourecs of news.

The dateline is 1 October and he is updating his site http://tomshanesworld.com/ on the 21st.

Edited November 8, 2011 by ttk

[butterflyblonde 30]

I think this is a sign that the Apocalypse is on its way.

[papillon 695]

And some guys claim that the Japanese and Indians are sexual deviants!

 

Hope the guy recovers. But how would you face the world after that lol.

Don't forget the Alabs

[spike 236]

thanks for moving this thread to the funnies section..

 

 

Edited November 8, 2011 by spike

[lovedog100 1,372]

There ya go.

 

This is funny. I've listened to Tom Shane commercials for decades. "Now you've got a friend in the diamond industry". Little did I know what my friend was doing.

 

I've listened to his commercials for years as well. I always thought that he was local, I had no idea that he had stores around the country. I guess we know what he really came to BKK for

[joekicker 53]

I've listened to his commercials for years as well. I always thought that he was local, I had no idea that he had stores around the country. I guess we know what he really came to BKK for whistling

 

Um. LD? You heard of David Caradine? You don't wonder why you haven't heard about this in the... well, the actual media? Tom Shane is fine. I saw him a couple of days ago, out hunting green mambas.

 

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[short 215]

I don't remember posting this but obviously I did which probably explains why I failed to cite the source.

 

My apology to wherever I got this.

[LBJ 533]

If this was true, he obviously recovered because he is still doing radio commercials wherever his stores are located.

[MM 6,562]

I don't remember posting this but obviously I did which probably explains why I failed to cite the source.

 

My apology to wherever I got this.

 

I believe you should apologize to us for posting a hoax without citing the source.

 

Apologies to the hoax site are probably not necessary.

[BigusDicus 9,833]

I feel that you owe us some 'bottomless ice tea"....

[sinbinjack 244]

I thought this was the funnies section?. No matter how bizarre this is it definitely not funny , and I don't have any idea who the guys is, so I have no axe to grind, but it is not funny.

[MM 6,562]

I thought this was the funnies section?. No matter how bizarre this is it definitely not funny , and I don't have any idea who the guys is, so I have no axe to grind, but it is not funny.

 

It was moved from the member's bar to here because, while not funny to many, it was a prank story, which, if you knew the guy's history of making commercials, might be amusing.

[MeGoDanceNow 4,281]

In between mentioning the soiled diapers and the studded wrist cuffs, did the cop exclaim, "and that's not all!" ?