I knew I was getting older when.....

[mkindyfan]

....I saw a younger version off myself making the same mistakes....

 

....common sense over took sheer exuberance......

 

 

 

over to you...

[thegrogmonster]

When entering my date of birth for numerous things it now takes me near on a minute to scroll down to find my year of birth.

[Wardrobe]

A schoolboy offered me a seat on a bus - I nearly twatted him.

[js007]

When entering my date of birth for numerous things it now takes me near on a minute to scroll down to find my year of birth.

 

I was noticing that just the other day. I wonder how far back those things go? Fortunately, I have good genes. Maybe someday, I'll find out.

[GlynRhedyn]

When entering my date of birth for numerous things it now takes me near on a minute to scroll down to find my year of birth.

I know the feeling well. lol

Glyn.

[joekicker]

The first time I heard the Rolling Stones being piped in as the muzak on an elevator.

 

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[tom21]

when i started to get my pension.

[bigdelta]

When a polite person called me Sir (as opposed to what they normally call folks my age).

Edited October 16, 2010 by LTGTR

[harro1]

When the cute young hairdresser asked me if I would like my eyebrows trimmed.

[teelack]

Yes eyebrows are one thing but its when you have to ask for the full Monte that its a bugger.

 

Ears, nose and eyebrows and bugger all on top!

[som nam na]

...... the bargirls started shouting papa instead of handsome man

Edited October 16, 2010 by som nam na

[mkindyfan]

.......I started faking orgasms....

[Montydog]

This thread is making me laugh and cry at the same time

[Shit_Happens]

When I ask have you come yet and I just want her to say yes so I can stop

[harro1]

Yes eyebrows are one thing but its when you have to ask for the full Monte that its a bugger.

 

Ears, nose and eyebrows and bugger all on top!

 

I think I will be a full blown monkey within 10 years, last trip agirl said to me, you same same king kong.

[kikc69]

When I went to the restaurant and they asked if I wanted the Senior discount.

[Ergodyne]

When entering my date of birth for numerous things it now takes me near on a minute to scroll down to find my year of birth.

 

I know that one !

 

I went to a bar i used to play in many years ago, it had been completely re built, i was looking around thinking "The bar used to run along here and the stage was over there". It is now one of those 'New style', Wetherspoons type bars, then i started to work out how long ago that was, a chill went up my back when i realised that most of the people drinking there were not even born then ! !

[shambley]

When it takes all night to do what I used to do all night.

[gs joe]

It takes so long to come , I now say I just went .

 

joe

[samfreeland]

i just no i must be getting old when my 44yr old partner starts sleeping with my daughters 17 yr old friend.

[mkindyfan]

....i felt like i still needed to pee whilst peeing....

[BigusDicus]

When I realised how many pills I consume in morning.

Edited October 17, 2010 by BigusDicus

[Gawd Elpus]

I knew that I was getting old when I realised that I could not eat my dinner withour dropping it all down my front and into my lap

[rightsaid]

A friend of mine was commented on his new haircut.

 

He said it was because he had his hair "highlighted", I said "at my age, it's called going grey".

[exwannabe]

... Sorry, I forgot.